Humor-topic

[Gast]

http://cgi.ebay.nl/Ferrari-lamborghini-Porche-Fanta-Porsche_W0QQitemZ330150377194QQihZ014QQcategoryZ2241QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Tomski]

Doug walks into a bar and sees Jack sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Doug says, "Jack, what are you so happy for?"

"Well Doug, I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me...boobies out to here, Doug. Boobies out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Doug. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Doug. She couldn't swim!"

The next day Doug walks into a bar and sees Jack sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Doug says, What are you happy about today Jack?"

"Well Doug . I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me...boobies out to here, Doug. Boobies out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Doug. Way out, much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!" Doug! She couldn't swim!"

A couple days pass and Doug walks into a bar and sees Jack down there crying' over a beer. Doug says, "Jack, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Doug, I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me ...boobies WAY out to here, Doug. Boobies WAY out to here!

She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Doug, way WAY out...much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her boobies and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and ... She had a dick, Doug! She had this great BIG dick! ........and I can't swim Doug! I can't swim, man!

[Gast]

van een amerikaans bmw-forum

stap1 v/h ongeval: uitstappen:
stap2:
Second, my car talked to me. Haha, i know a lot of you have had on-star or this experience before, but i had not. I get out of the car, and within seconds, my baby is a talkin'. "Mr Wager, is everything alright? This is so and so with BMW Assist. Your car has notified us there was an accident at the corner of BLAH and BLAHBLAH" Still a bit dazed from the accident, this was still VERY cool. Though an option i would have rather chalked up to the "options i paid for and never used" list. They already had depoloyed tow service, offered to call the police, which i declined and called myself, were very helpful and sounded almost worried for me. Very comforting indeed.

[Lefty]

sommige van die animated gifs zijn zo hilarisch

[Porker]

sommige van die animated gifs zijn zo hilarisch

Laat eens zo eentje zien!!

[Lefty]

[Gast]

[Lefty]

ik wil meer

[Porker]

*strijk*

Die van Richard Gere

[Porker]

Het gat van de wereld in de humo van deze week!!

Quizvraag aan Leterme:

"Wat is de voornaam van Hitler?"
a) jos
b) Gunther
c) Heil
d) Adolf

Leterme: "Heil"

[Porker]

Bart De Wever trekt naar Hertoginnedal en neemt mee; een Bumba rugzakje met daarin een brooddoos met twee bokes pindakaas en een Jommeke-kleurboek, voor als er Frans gesproken wordt..

Humo

[Porker]

Leftlane vindt job als coastguard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWnrRhnZyq4

[Gast]

Bart De Wever trekt naar Hertoginnedal en neemt mee; een Bumba rugzakje met daarin een brooddoos met twee bokes pindakaas en een Jommeke-kleurboek, voor als er Frans gesproken wordt..

Humo

daar heb ik in mn bad 2 minuten strijk mee gelegen

en ik ben nogthans een dewever-stemmer

[Lefty]

Leftlane vindt job als coastguard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWnrRhnZyq4

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Lefty]

en ik ben nogthans een dewever-stemmer

Zo zeg....èg waar?

[Gast]

Zo zeg....èg waar?

èg !!

[Porker]

daar heb ik in mn bad 2 minuten strijk mee gelegen

en ik ben nogthans een dewever-stemmer

Die mop past gewoon zo goed bij dat koppeke, en bij zijn Frans

[Löwe]

http://www.p-magazine.com/fun/alex/

Alex Agnew clipjes op de site van de P

[Gast]

Elton John......
goes into a tattoo parlour and asks for a rolls royce to be tattooe'd on his willy,the tattoo bloke says why dont you have a land rover then it wont get stuck in the s??t.

[Gast]

Doug walks into a bar and sees Jack sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Doug says, "Jack, what are you so happy for?"

"Well Doug, I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me...boobies out to here, Doug. Boobies out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Doug. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Doug. She couldn't swim!"

The next day Doug walks into a bar and sees Jack sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Doug says, What are you happy about today Jack?"

"Well Doug . I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me...boobies out to here, Doug. Boobies out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Doug. Way out, much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!" Doug! She couldn't swim!"

A couple days pass and Doug walks into a bar and sees Jack down there crying' over a beer. Doug says, "Jack, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Doug, I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me ...boobies WAY out to here, Doug. Boobies WAY out to here!

She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Doug, way WAY out...much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her boobies and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and ... She had a dick, Doug! She had this great BIG dick! ........and I can't swim Doug! I can't swim, man!