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waarom is een brandweerwagen ROOD?
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Omdat een brandweerwagen 4 wielen, 5 slangen, 5 ladders, 5 brandweerlieden heeft.
5x5x5x4=500.
500gram is een pond.
een pond vaart op het water.
in het water zwemmen vissen.
vissen hebben vinnen.
de vinnen wonen naast de russen.
de russen houde van tomaten.
tomaten zijn rood daarom is een brandweerwagen rood.Comment
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Dat wil zeggen dat ze nog niet rijp zijnOorspronkelijk geplaatst door krulle Bekijk Berichtenop mijn streek zijn ze oranje
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Dan hebben ze te lang in de zon gestaan of zijn ze al redelijk oud, de nieuwe kleur is roodOorspronkelijk geplaatst door krulle Bekijk Berichtenop mijn streek zijn ze oranje
Maar de formule klopt niet. Ik ken maar zeer weinig brandweerwagens met maar 4 wielen, maar 5 slangen en met 5 ladders op. 5 brandweermannen komt wel regelmatig voor
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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door massy Bekijk BerichtenDan hebben ze te lang in de zon gestaan of zijn ze al redelijk oud, de nieuwe kleur is rood
Maar de formule klopt niet. Ik ken maar zeer weinig brandweerwagens met maar 4 wielen, maar 5 slangen en met 5 ladders op. 5 brandweermannen komt wel regelmatig voor
5 brandweerlieden, 2 ladders, 10 slangen en 5 wielen dan hé !!!!!!!!!!Comment
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So a guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm... and asks for two cold ones... one for him and one for the road.Comment
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I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.Comment
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Two antennas got married, the wedding was crap but the reception was excellentComment
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robbery down at the police station, nothing was stolen but the toilets. so far police have nothing to go onComment
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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door massy Bekijk BerichtenOorspronkelijk geplaatst door massy Bekijk Berichten
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Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they AAaarrrggghhhh!
oh man, die is zo slecht.
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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.Comment
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Basic Courtesy: Redneck Style
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
It is considered in poor taste to take a cooler to church.
If you have to vacuum the crumbs from the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
Dining out:
If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it so your fingers are covering the label.
Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.
Entertaining:
The centerpiece should never be something prepared by a taxidermist.
The dog should not eat at the table no matter how good his manners might be.
Personal Hygiene:
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is something that should be done in private, using only ones OWN truck keys.
Dirt and grease under the fingernails are a nono. They tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
Dating (outside the family):
Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested. "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.
Find out what time her parents expect her back. Some might say "10 P.M." Other might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance. Like "you don't sweat much for a fat girl."
Weddings:
Livestock is generally a poor choice for a wedding gift.
Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may get you shot.
The groom should rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cumberbund and a clean bowling shirt can lend a too sporty appearance for this event.
Driving etiquette:
At a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires has the right-of-way.
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Never tow a car using panty hose and duct tape.
And finally, why it's really hard to solve a redneck murder:
All the DNA is the same.
There are no dental records.Comment
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