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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door GeeZer Bekijk Berichtenmevrouw op 40sec hahahahLast edited by Vtech™; 21/11/2008, 19:02.2006 Alfa Romeo SW 1.9 JTD http://www.autoforum.be/forum/mijn-v...156-sw-1-9-jtd
2012 Renault Megane Coupe 1.2 Tce GT line
2018 Volvo V60 D3 Momentum aut. http://www.autoforum.be/forum/mijn-v...60-d3-r-design
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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Vtech™ Bekijk BerichtenWho's you're daddy
"Wie is jij bent papa"
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- Mazda CX-5 2.0 Skyactiv-G Premium Edition - Sonic silver - 2016
- VW Golf Variant 1.6 TDI Highline - Tungsten silver - 2014
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Originally Posted by CrumBum
How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.
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Originally Posted by CrumBum
Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
Originally Posted by Asmodeus
how was she a virgin after the wedding when you mentioned that you married her because she was pregnant with an unborn child????
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- Mazda CX-5 2.0 Skyactiv-G Premium Edition - Sonic silver - 2016
- VW Golf Variant 1.6 TDI Highline - Tungsten silver - 2014
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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Tomski Bekijk Berichten
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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Arievectra Bekijk BerichtenHet is een hermaphrodite
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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Leftlane Bekijk BerichtenGeil...kan je met je eigen zwans je genotsknop swaffelen........en tarrels knabbelen, als ze er bij kan komen.
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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Simoni Bekijk Berichtenofte in 't Nederlands
"Wie is jij bent papa"2006 Alfa Romeo SW 1.9 JTD http://www.autoforum.be/forum/mijn-v...156-sw-1-9-jtd
2012 Renault Megane Coupe 1.2 Tce GT line
2018 Volvo V60 D3 Momentum aut. http://www.autoforum.be/forum/mijn-v...60-d3-r-design
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